How much do I hate thee right now? Let me count the ways…

1) American Life

and…

THIS DRECK:

Madonna, you are NOT hip hop.  Would you quit trying?  Go back to making dance records with Paul Oakenfold or Sasha and Digweed.  That’s your true talent.  This…crap…well…I’m going to try to forget I ever listened to it.  I’m going to try to forget you ever made this heaping pile of dung, and go back to listening to my Feist album.  This…record…and is most definitely a THUMBS DOWN for me.   You so disappoint me.

And oh yah, you’re a little old to be wearing that get up (points to the picture above).  Leave that to the Britney tramps of the world.  You just look like a loose sack of old bones cinched too tightly in a black leather corset.  Don’t do that again.  What would Lourdes think???